Here's one that I always Liked...
" Most Rock Journalisum is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read. "
~ Frank Zappa
"I don't know whats going to happen man. But I'll tell you this man. I'm gonna have my fun before the whole shithouse goes up in flames" - Jim Morrison. And he certainly did have his fun...
One that has always stuck with me is John Lennon's super fast answer to the question a journalist asked him:
Q/ Do you think Ringo is the best drummer in the world?
A/ Ringo isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles.
Of course, he was right.